Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via miss-pamela)
Dumbledore, notorious for giving second chances Dumbledore, let Sirius rot in Azkaban for twelve years.
He must have known Sirius well due to his time in the Order, he must have known what James meant to Sirius. Dumbledore was a…
So much this. I was just talking about my dislike of Dumbledore to a co-worker yesterday. He let Sirius be taken to Azkaban without trial. He left a toddler on a doorstep in NOVEMBER and left him there for nearly ten years. Then, he subsequently sent Harry back to an abusive home year after year…For the Greater Good, my ass.
Rocket and Groot
This was too cute and so sweet that it gave me diabetes.
Best. Thing. Ever.
(Inspired by this post.)
I would watch the shit out of this!