(Reblogged from jimhines)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

Snort!

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

(Reblogged from miss-pamela)

hils79:

exploding-pens:

SCREAM

AHAHAHAHA! NOPE!

HA!

(Reblogged from bethbethbeth01)

Arrived in today’s mail. I am absolutely chuffed! Thanks to the wonderful Derlaine.

(Reblogged from thesnowqueer)

adi-fitri:

Rocket and Groot

OMG, perfection!

(Reblogged from adi-fitri)
wasonlymostlydead:

This was too cute and so sweet that it gave me diabetes.

Best. Thing. Ever.

wasonlymostlydead:

This was too cute and so sweet that it gave me diabetes.

Best. Thing. Ever.

(Reblogged from wasonlymostlydead)

trixiebobixie:

tabbystardust:

(Inspired by this post.)

Yes, please. 

I would watch the shit out of this!

(Reblogged from trixiebobixie)
(Reblogged from sleepydumpling)

archivesofamericanart:

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right? Whenever you hit happy hour, give Charles Green Shaw’s daiquiri recipe a try (delivered in rhyme so you can more easily remember it). If rum is not your style, try one of the other 26 cocktail recipes in Shaw’s delightful manuscript (link below) - anyone for a Stinger? A Topsy? A Shock Absorber or a Silver Streak?

Charles Green Shaw’s Rhymed recipes, 193-?. Charles Green Shaw papers, Archives of American Art, Smithsonian Institution.

Huzzah! I shall keep this and show it to bartenders that think a Daiquiri is made with a blender and have NO clue how to make the original, classic drink

(Reblogged from archivesofamericanart)